Distance Definition Card, Long Distance Miss You Card

Missing someone far away? Send a little love (and a lot of attitude) with this cheeky definition-style long distance card.

The front reads: “Distance / noun — 1. can suck it” — a funny, relatable way to say I miss you without getting soppy. Ideal for a long distance boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or a best friend who’s moved away. Great for LDR anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, deployment/working away, or a just-because reminder that you’re still their person.

Printed in the UK on 300gsm lightly textured, FSC-certified cardstock, it comes with a recycled Kraft envelope and is packaged plastic-free — simple, premium, and planet-friendly. The card measures 148 x 148mm (roughly 6 x 6 inches) when folded, making it a lovely size to pop on a shelf or keep as a little reminder on the days you miss them most.